Outrageous? Possibly, but follow this twisted and convoluted trail of logic. Losing Dennis Dixon for the year bring the Oregon Ducks all the way down from the best in the nation to middle of
Iowa has qualified for a bowl by winning 6 games. But they lost their final match to Western
Michigan, dropping their record to 6-6. Although they finished in the middle of the Big-10 with a 4-4 league record and are well known to carry a huge fan base that travels religiously, NCAA and Big-10 by-laws do not allow a 6-6 team to be selected ahead of a 7-5 team. There are 7 other Big-10 schools with better records than Iowa, effectively locking up the 7 bowl tie-ins that the league enjoys. If Arizona and UCLA fail to win a 6th game, Iowa, along with a few thousand Hawkeye faithful would likely be selected to take their place.But a weakened Oregon team allows the Pac-10 their full allocation, keeping Hawkeye nation home for the holidays. Most Hawkeye fans plan their New Year’s holidays around the Iowa bowl game. The 2008 Iowa caucus is scheduled for the ridiculously early date of January 3rd. Had the Hawkeyes played in a game anywhere close to New Years (such as the expected Insight Bowl on December 31st), then a few thousand Iowans would have skipped the caucus in favor of a road trip to somewhere warm.

A big contingent of road-tripping Iowans consists of students and young urban professionals. This just happens to be Barack Obama’s best demographic- effectively his base of support. Had they been in Tempe, Hillary would have a bigger edge on caucus night.
All because of Dennis Dixon’s torn ACL.
Fight On,
Hans
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Brilliant!
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